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[sasster]

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[hatesdeerstalkers]

What a shame.

[HE'S TOTALLY GOING TO LOOK FOR SHERLOCK LATER.]

I suspect I'll at least be given a bed, yes?

[sasster]

[she fully expects him to look for Sherlock later but THAT'S OKAY!! that's their business!! so long as Moriarty doesn't try to pull off any murders in Chaldea it's fine!!]

[also, uuuuuuh--]

I thought servants didn't need to sleep?

[A BEAT]

Yes, you'll be given a bed.

[they are not ANIMALS in Chaldea, please]

But I wouldn't expect quality or luxury.

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[Look, don't tempt him.

Anyway, at the mention of 'needing to sleep', he just gives her a withering look.]

'Needing to' and 'Wanting to' are very different from each other, you know. I enjoy sleeping every now and then.

[He sighs, though.]

...Well, so long as it doesn't make my back act up, I should be fine.

[sasster]

[she is now picturing Moriarty with cat ears taking a cat nap]

[. . . ]

[heh]

They aren't that bad; I promise. It's just— you know.

Budget cuts?

[OR SOMETHING. Chaldea was only interested in utilitarianism, not comfort]

[hatesdeerstalkers]

[Honestly it's more the grandpa thing of fucking sleeping with a book on his goddamn face, but pretty much.

He nods.]

Yes, I assumed from the way this place was built that they went for whatever would be the easiest for multiple people.

Most likely I'll be able to eventually acquire furniture suited to my own needs - in my own ways, of course.

[...Grandpa are you going to go out into the real world and steal an armchair. Is that what this is.

...That smile says that's exactly what it is.]