Point 1: [She lifts up a finger.] If you do have a womanly figure, you can be depended on to be a distraction in tight situations where men are involved! Or ladies who are into other ladies. Both would be good.
Point 2: If your figure suddenly changes, we gotta know! It might be your health, or a rations issue, or an exercise issue. That's a good reason to know your measurements!
Point 3: You're more aerodynamic this way, since you don't have as many curves as Mash, which is important and relevant when fleeing from enemies or being flung through the air or even being carried!
[Ritsuka isn't easily embarrassed, but such scientific talk about how non-endowed she is draws a heavy blush to her features. and before she knows it, she's shoving her hands into Morgan's face]
Ohmygod, stop! I get it! Let's never talk about this again!
[ugh!! Morgan is cute when she's being feisty, but sometimes she is too much. just too much!! their relationship is too new for her to be talking about Ritsuka like this!!]
[That's a very sane survival instinct speaking there, Ritsuka.]
So, what're we gonna eat? Can we have a picnic somewhere? I know this place is all sterile and metallic and boring, but a picnic will help brighten up even this dreary place!
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[Morgan what]
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Quit making things up! How gullible do you think I am?
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[Why.]
Point 1: [She lifts up a finger.] If you do have a womanly figure, you can be depended on to be a distraction in tight situations where men are involved! Or ladies who are into other ladies. Both would be good.
Point 2: If your figure suddenly changes, we gotta know! It might be your health, or a rations issue, or an exercise issue. That's a good reason to know your measurements!
Point 3: You're more aerodynamic this way, since you don't have as many curves as Mash, which is important and relevant when fleeing from enemies or being flung through the air or even being carried!
Point 4--
[Stop her, it's terrible, she can keep going.]
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[Ritsuka isn't easily embarrassed, but such scientific talk about how non-endowed she is draws a heavy blush to her features. and before she knows it, she's shoving her hands into Morgan's face]
Ohmygod, stop! I get it! Let's never talk about this again!
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I'll shelve the topic for now, it's okay. [For now.]
What we should talk about instead is...lunch!
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-- right, lunch! That's a much safer topic.
[and as if on cue. . . Ritsuka's stomach growls]
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So, what're we gonna eat? Can we have a picnic somewhere? I know this place is all sterile and metallic and boring, but a picnic will help brighten up even this dreary place!
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[Ritsuka taps her cheek as they make their way towards the cafeteria, expression thoughtful]
Hmm. . . I wonder if we could use the simulation room to make things a little less sterile and metallic?
[IMPROPER USE OF TRAINING RESOURCES, RITSUKA]
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You mean... we could really have a picnic? For real? With flowers and sunshine and real picnic-y things?